i swear i thought he was hiring lingo for sexual services for half a second right there this is better
kids these days are so desensitized…
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except for this
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1. Print this photo.
2. Throw it in a Christmas card.
3. Send it to family you haven’t seen in over five years.
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A dramatic reading of LMFAO’s “Sexy and I Know It”.
The other night, I listened to this with the mister as we were cuddling up in bed and we were laughing hysterically. I was laughing so hard that I got the giggles when I tried to fall asleep. Being in love with my best friend is the most wonderful thing.
This is one of the best things. Ever.
If you disagree, feel free to unfollow anytime.
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I’ve been spending too much time trying to think of a joke about Santorum pulling out.
Then I realized that simply saying Santorum pulling out is already kind of the best you can do.
Pornography -1 Santorum - 0
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This much
