theperplexedobserver:

Officer, in this state, a fertilized embryo is a person, so I’m allowed to drive in the carpool lane.

luckyclive:
I want to do this if I’m ever pregnant in a personhood state. 


of course, this also opens the door to officers requiring pee tests on the spot

theperplexedobserver:

Officer, in this state, a fertilized embryo is a person, so I’m allowed to drive in the carpool lane.

luckyclive:

I want to do this if I’m ever pregnant in a personhood state. 

of course, this also opens the door to officers requiring pee tests on the spot

(Source: iamdrtiller, via katedanley)